Shafer

Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.

My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.

by BiggieFrat June 29, 2011

Shafter

One really fucked up town with lot's of whores and webber's and one nazi that live by tila the whore.

nazi and whore town

by Bob November 12, 2003

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Shafterburn

After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.

Not tonight love, I've still got shafterburn from earlier!

by Cbored January 27, 2009

Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

Shafter

The worst city in America. If you're not Mennonite, you're working in the fields.

Girl: Have you ever heard of a city called shafter?
Boy:No, it sounds terrible though.

by ihateshafter February 5, 2010

shamieraa

Cutest, sweetest, tiny tiny little human! She may be small in person but her heart is BIG and full of kindness. She is very smart and well mannered. Shamieraa is the life of the party but by the end of the night you will find her in the corner of the room eating chicken wings.

Hello Shamieraa, how's the weather down there?

by neets123 November 19, 2019