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Sexual Harassment

The office politics term for a part of the human courtship behaviour. An act of flirtation usually on behalf of the receptive partner, a precursor to a consenting sexual relationship.
In my career (I am an office manager) I have had to deal with twelve cases of sexual harassment and have heard of many more from my peers - this definition is based on a 100% record.
by yaoigirlproxy January 25, 2005
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Sexual harassment

When you fart into someones ear when they are asleep.
John: *farts in jack's ear* hahaha
Jack: Hey baby, I told you not to blow in my ear..
by Fuckthepainaway January 21, 2005
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Sexual Harassment

aka the cockblock law forced into law by fem-nazi's and ugly chicks looking for an equal opportunity workplace
i got put on probation at work for sexual harassment
by creamoftoast February 9, 2010
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sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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acceptable sexual harassment

When a seemingly formidable right-wing candidate for Supreme Court Justice or a President of the United States sexually harasses women.
It became clear to me that there are some forms of acceptable sexual harassment.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019
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meta sexual harassment

Where you would normally say something that could be construed as sexual harassment, you instead mention that you can't say it because it could be considered sexual harassment.
Person 1: OH MAN! Where do I send your Funny Guy Award???
Person 2: I'd tell you but then I'd have to go to sexual harassment training
Person 1: nice meta sexual harassment.
by jkitchen April 28, 2008
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Sexual Harassment Thursday

happens every thursday.
meant to be a fun little game between friends of the opposite sex, not random people on the street, in the halls, etc. who may not know about the game.

you may sexually harass your friends, and they are not allowed to say anything about it.
ryan: (slaps shelby's boob) sexual harassment thursday!

shelby: hahahaha, you're so funny! (grabs ryan's balls) sexual harassment thursday!

ryan: ow!
by mcballer5 March 7, 2009
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