Sexual Harassment
aka the cockblock law forced into law by fem-nazi's and ugly chicks looking for an equal opportunity workplace
Sexual Harassment by creamoftoast February 9, 2010
sexual harassment
Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
sexual harassment by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009
sexual harassment
Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
sexual harassment by ManWhoKnows April 2, 2008
sexual harassment
When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
No, Eric! That's not what I'm talking about!
The school board has sent over a special guest to teach us all about sexual harassment in schools
The school board has sent over a special guest to teach us all about sexual harassment in schools
sexual harassment by dudnruwhdiohud March 29, 2021
Sexual Harassment
When you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and a guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls.
Guy 1: this is good sexing
Lady friend: yes agree
guy 2: (tickles guy 1’s balls)
Guy 1: yo stop sexually harassing me dude!
Lady friend: Sexual harassment is a bad thing
Guy 2: ok (leaves)
Lady friend: yes agree
guy 2: (tickles guy 1’s balls)
Guy 1: yo stop sexually harassing me dude!
Lady friend: Sexual harassment is a bad thing
Guy 2: ok (leaves)
Sexual Harassment by El_Jaunito December 3, 2021
Sexual harassment
Sexual harassment by Balltickler24 December 16, 2021
Sexual harassment
When your trying to have intercourse with a lady freind and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
Due to recent events around the country, ive been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school
Sexual harassment by Semam December 19, 2021