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exposure 

A non-existent form of payment, similar to unicorn piss and mermaid scales. The term "exposure" is only used to trick artists into working for free. If poor people use it, they can't afford art and thus shouldn't get it. If successful people or companies use it, they could pay. But they just choose not to since some artists will fall for this "exposure"-scam nontheless.
"I'm starting a Let's Play-channel on Youtube and could use an avatar, header and some thumbnail art! I already have 103 people following me on twitter. I'll give you tons of exposure!"

"Our company is looking for awesome artists to draw our mascot! Your images will be shown on our instagram! Get on it, artists!"

"I'm a super successful streamer, I'm looking for a few new emotes." - "What do you mean I have to pay?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I was gonna pay you in exposure but I guess you're too greedy for that."
exposure by Spookipoooh April 2, 2019
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Exposure radar

When you are in trouble and have a 1 to 100 risk of being punished at a certain time
“My Exposure Radar is like a 90!! I’m sure I will be going to the principals”
Exposure radar by Furrywar vet August 15, 2019

Hexposure 

We're going to use the hexposure to romhack
Hexposure by Yomamasmudflaps March 16, 2022

Exposure Fantasy

A type of sexual aberration, centered around shame and often triggered by internet predation at a young age, that is bound to surpass the limits of its own title: the fantasizer gains sexual gratification from increasingly risky releases of information online. An email here, a photo with a Little Too Much Metadata there...but things snowball. Fantasy becomes reality when they are inevitably chronicled on search engines by just searching their legal name. This can lead to employment issues, alienation, and worse - a deepening perversion that turns much more physical.
"I think my new boyfriend might have an exposure fantasy...? He keeps asking me to post his passport photo on Facebook next to that video of me pegging him."

"Make sure you remove the metadata on your homemade content, dude...you don't want to wind up like AdamLjung and end up plastered all over the internet as ' Halmstad Sissy Emma' QQ"
Exposure Fantasy by Cigarette Jones December 18, 2023

southern exposure 

If you wanna see plenty of southern exposure, go check out da "clothing optional" beach in Corpus Christi.
southern exposure by QuacksO April 4, 2019

derect exposure 

Refers to what a chick receives when a dude with the hots for her drops his drawers and stands close in front of her so that his huge hard-on is right in her face.
Cutie: I'm not really much into giving blowjobs or handjobs, but I always suckcum to temptation whenever a well-hung stud gives me derect exposure.
derect exposure by QuacksO June 12, 2019

Double exposure 

When a person you meet has two different ways of behaving.
/Warning! Do not confuse with 'bipolar'!/
Mark realized he was a witness of double exposure when the sweet and shy Jenna he met yesterday cussed at the waiter in front of a big crowd.
Double exposure by daughterofhades February 27, 2020