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Sexpectations 

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
Sexpectations by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017
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The Sexiest People Alive 

These People are named either Itamar, Peter, and or Finn. If u have one of these people be sure to tell them how amazing they are because they are athletic, smart, nice, and sexy basics some of the best people to ever live
Boy 1: Do you know who I am?
Girl 1: Yes your one of the sexiest people alive
Boy 1: yep so are my friends Finn and Peter by the way I am Itamar
Girl 1: Ohhhh my clothes where are they

The sexiest man alive 

Person 1: THAT GUY IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini.

Sex Pest 

A person who's mind is filled with filth, Someone who is only after one thing and will try hard at all costs to get it. When refused he will simply turn to the next target
Sex Pest by Hugues_de_Paynes December 19, 2010

sexiester 

1) sexier than sexiest
2) one who is physically attractive in an extreme sense; 2a) one who is hottttttt
3) a widdle bunny
4) PRINCE
5) a scarecrow
6) PRINCE
7) a term used by guys to describe the girls into whose pants they wish to get
8) a term used by liars to describe their girlfriends
9) not me
10) a term used to describe a person whom one loves very dearly and wishes to take on one's journey to Utah to conquer the Mormans
11) PRINCE
12) German porn...
Prince is totally lieing when he says I am sexiester. He's actually talking about himself.

sex pest 

Someone who is only after one thing and will try hard at all costs to get it. When refused he/she will turn to chavs/chavettes.
Ronnie the sex pest - he knows who he is.
sex pest by Chavaliermayteinnit November 23, 2004

Sexfests 

the act of meeting up with someone secretly and having alot of sex
i am having sexfests with some blonde i met in the pub the other day
Sexfests by morfy March 6, 2009