sexjiz

mix of sperm, vagina juice, and sweat smells disgusting

dude your breath smells like sexjiz

by JELATA April 3, 2010

SexDrive

Similar to how you test drive a car before puchasing it. You have sex with someone before marriage or before you get too serious, in order to ensure you are willing to stay sleeing with the same person for what could potentially be the rest of your life.

guy1: "How you and Jenny doin' bro?"
guy2: " I dumped her"
guy1: "What? Why? I thought you really liked her"
guy2: "I did but I took a sexdrive and that pussy was in worse condition than a rebecca black video"
guy1: "You did the right thing"

girl1: "Did you here Cathy dumped Erik a month before the wedding?"
girl2: "Yeah, she finally took a sexdrive and let's just say steriods were in his recent past"
girl1: "She did the right thing"

by BlueHeart the illest March 30, 2012

sexjaw

The cramping or soreness associated with performing oral sex (or "eating out") a girl, lady, or woman.

(ring ring)
yo, wassup homi?
hey hey i gots all sexjaw offa dat bitch 'roun da STEREET!
ah, fuck dat shit!
(hang up)

by chrislis April 26, 2007

Sexjury

When your boyfriend makes you play Twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.

"Don't ever try the Shimmy Shimmy Shake - it'll give you a sexjury."

by KingCone January 16, 2009

Sexducated

Sex education, or being educated in sexual activities. Can be used as under-sexducated as well.

John: Hey, man! Have you checked out her? She has massive burger nips!
Joe: Ugh... I don't know what a burger nip is! I feel so under-sexducated.

by LardDude32 March 10, 2011

sex dj

When your friends phone dies and he has no way to play music while hes doing the nasty with a girl... so you sit in the next room baked and blast out tunes to get them in the mood

thanks for being my sex DJ last night bro that Drizzy really went down well ..

by mrmez January 14, 2017

sexdoll crimes

Any crime blamed on innocent materials that make up a Sex doll.

The jury unanimously voted guilty and he was charged with faking a series of sexdoll crimes.

by msscream1234 January 27, 2018