Combat Sex

Think Rambo fucking Lamb-chomp.

When having Combat Sex, blood serves as a lubricant

by So.Drewish February 14, 2013

comfort sex

the new codeword for "a hug".
it's especially funny when used on a random who doesn't know what it actually means.

*dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden*
dan: hey ellie! what's up?
ellie: life sucks, everything's fucking up at the moment and i don't know what to do :(
dan: is there anything i can do?
ellie: ...i could do with some comfort sex right about now
dan: aww come here
*they hug*

fin

by slightly off centered December 17, 2007

commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.

person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?

by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019

Comfort Sex

Casual unprotected sex, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with cum.

Mike fucked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. He had comfort sex with that tramp.

by Ralph Harris June 19, 2008

common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.

Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.

by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls

Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*

by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025