senior scramble

(n): The last-ditch attempt among college seniors to find new hook-up partners or consummate a long-standing crush before graduation. While the term may refer to the final year of college, it is usually understood to mean the final semester or trimester, especially during the last (spring) weeks of school. With the impending end of a college environment, the connotation of scramble is desperate solicitation and confession. The practice is common among both men and women.

(v): to engage in a senior scramble, or to be party to a senior scramble.

1. "Can you believe we're graduating in a month?"
"Time for senior scramble"

2. "She never called me back."
"You got senior scrambled."

by mxm March 8, 2009

Senioritis

noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?

Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.

by Joe C. November 11, 2004

super senior year

The extra year(s) required to finish an undergraduate degree.

It sucked that I could not get all my coursework done in 4 years but I was able to get a minor during my super senior year.

by Sofa King Chicago April 25, 2006

serious business

An expression said, often in a sarcastic, humorous way. Can be used in just about any context to describe something in a nonsensical way. internets

The internet is serious business.

by Kyle2252 September 1, 2008

The Senior Sixty

The ultimate pre gaming for the notorious freshman fifteen.

Dave: Dude have you seen Alans sister recently? She put on a lot of weight before college.

Ron: Yeah man, forget the freshman fifteen, she went full send on the senior sixty!

by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

saga senior

something even peters said that everyone made a meme out of

"whats this saga senior thing?"
"senior senior senior senior"
"what?"
"pusa pusa pusa... uhhh"

by kayshalala October 23, 2022

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days

"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

by anonynonmous December 18, 2020