Sesame street brawl

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.

The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Sesame Street Me

When you fuck someone with puppets or some sort of odd ball creature roleplay sex.

"Sesame street me Jack. Fist me with a fucking muppet hand!"

by ClueMaster July 12, 2017

Sesame Street

A babysitter

15 year old mother: I'll just set little Timmy in front of Sesame Street then we can hit the mall!

15 year old skank: Okey dokey!

by Elitist January 26, 2004

Sesame Bottom Bagel

This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.

I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.

by Arnie Mcpalmer January 1, 2010

sesame on the side of mouth

1. emoticon =D'

Usually happens when one hits the ' key next to the "enter" by accident. It can be substituted with =)' or :P' or the like.

2. noun. Some sort of unexplained and unexpected good luck. This is derived from a situation in which one accidentally used =D' when feeling very lucky. It is probably a typo due to the excitement, but it is also like finding unexpected luck as one would find an unexpected sesame on the face.

3. idiom. Having a slightly evil, self-satisfied happy feeling, probably due to the good luck.

1. A: xD'

A: Oh I just got the sesame on the side of mouth haha

2. I think you just brought me good luck! =D'

3. I found the key to my childhood treasure box! I've been looking for it for the longest time! Hahaha. Muahaha. =D'

by =D' November 13, 2011

sesame chicken

Sesame chicken describes a scrotum peeking out of a guy's shorts. The coloring, texture, shape, and size of the visible portion of the scrotum is oddly similar to a piece of sesame chicken from a Chinese restaurant.

This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.

Dude, I caught a glimpse of your sesame chicken. Some things can't be unseen bro. For the love of God, cover thyself.

by Ae5Ea8 April 1, 2015

sesame seed

A person who follows too close in a moving vehicle; a person that follows you around everywhere.

"This dude won't get off my ass!"
"I know! He's stuck to your buns like sesame seeds."

by Elizabeth D. Gutierrez October 20, 2006