Hot Serpent

A penis that is ready to attack.

I saw my hot chick caressing her taboun, I suddenly found a hot serpent in my pants ready to bite her cervix.

by Nadia Essaadi January 31, 2008

turd serpent

When you take a huge dump that comes out in all one piece and shoots down the toilet drain with only a small fraction of the turd showing

Tom was horrified after he realized a turd serpent had came out of his anus and clogged the toilet.

by Turdserpentcreator November 30, 2014

Serpents Kiss

A person or a group of people who can't seem to get anything done.

Tom: Dude, I can't get this boss down...
Dan: Is your group good and do they know what they're doing?
Tom: ... sort of...
Dan: Serpents Kiss...

by rakakar September 2, 2010

serpent king

A gay man who gets all the Dick

He is the serpent king

by Shotgun booty November 11, 2018

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

A small serpent

Someone who is not trustworthy,
Not very smart,
And trash at everything they do.

"I was playing R6 and a small serpent fused the hostage."

"I was trying to play Xbox but that small serpent wouldn't stop face timing me"

by OfficialFerb November 9, 2017

Cell Serpent

The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.

Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.

Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent

Nick: Oh shit...

Tim: Shitting will be easier...

by timmyv January 16, 2011