Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.

Dude, I just got simonized!

by jgus715 May 22, 2018

Shermanizer

A lonely man who is a chronic masturbator

Sherman just bought another large bottle of juergens. He is such a shermanizer

by Pardy boi September 15, 2019

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

Selmanized

When one of the songs that people share on social media affects you a lot and you love it very much.

This new music i just found is very nice so I just got Selmanized.

by TheManWhoShareTheTruth November 22, 2021