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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

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by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.

"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."

by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

Navy Seal copypasta

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.

Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

by Zman12345 May 20, 2014

flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid

I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.

by Grand Yee October 28, 2017

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During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.

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by 10/10gay March 12, 2018

Sagal

Sagal is a breathtaking female. They tend to be magically beautiful that it feels unreal. Sagal has the most beautiful eyes you could ever look into. However, her inside beauty is as breathtaking as the outside one. Her dignity,pride and sense of responsibility will make people fall for her. When a Sagal walks in, you can feel her charismatic personality. She is truly charming. Occasionally they might come off as perfectionist. Sagal is a truly captivating woman. They tend to attract highly respected people because she is a woman of her word. She is very athletic too. Most men fall for her because of her looks but Sagal never falls for them. Sagal might arouse men when she acts rude. The men find it hot. She can always see through lies. Sagal will have a partner everyone wishes they had one day. Sagal is literally the woman guys wished they had but there will be only one lucky guy. Her sense of humor is worth to die for but only those who make an effort to get close to her will see her beautiful smile and it is indeed rare. She has a thing for unusual relationships. She secretly daydreams and in the end she makes it happen in real life. She will end up with a man as expensive as her, who adores her and is rich. But Sagal will not change for anyone and that is why he will treasure her for lifetime. If you meet a Sagal you are truly blessed.

I respect her, because she is a Sagal.

by Genuineboy December 15, 2017

Sealioning

A subtle form of trolling involving "bad-faith" questions. You disingenuously frame your conversation as a sincere request to be enlightened, placing the burden of educating you entirely on the other party. If your bait is successful, the other party may engage, painstakingly laying out their logic and evidence in the false hope of helping someone learn. In fact you are attempting to harass or waste the time of the other party, and have no intention of truly entertaining their point of view. Instead, you react to each piece of information by misinterpreting it or requesting further clarification, ad nauseum. The name "sea-lioning" comes from a Wondermark comic strip.

I spent five minutes asking polite questions, sealioning him into hours of writing until he got exasperated and told me to fuck off.

by alienacean November 15, 2016