An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
by D.H.G. October 18, 2008
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An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.
The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.
by benthere March 8, 2008
Get the ass-wipe seller mug.The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.
by A. Definer January 1, 2012
Get the sealed without a kiss mug.Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.
(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----
(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!
(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"
(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----
(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!
(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"
by Foxy McFoxerton May 5, 2010
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"Hey mauro, go talk to those chicks!"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"
by AcousticBandit8 October 1, 2009
Get the Thunder Stealer mug.To send nudes to your boyfriend have them leaked the send nudes to same boyfriend once again only to have them leake...once again
Josh:I was thinking about sending a dick pic to Carly
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?
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