A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
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They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
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A line from any steven seagal movie
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
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1. A play on the common last name "shagarabi".
2. An onomatopoeia to express laughter, like "lol" or "xD"
3. Used to break an awkward silence or pause in a conversation
In any case, more "yaga"'s can be added to the word at will,
e.g. shagayagayagayagayagayaga yaga!
1. A play on the common last name "shagarabi".
2. An onomatopoeia to express laughter, like "lol" or "xD"
3. Used to break an awkward silence or pause in a conversation
In any case, more "yaga"'s can be added to the word at will,
e.g. shagayagayagayagayagayaga yaga!
1. me: "Shagayagayagayaga!& quot;
shagarabi: "Shut the hell up!"
2. "dude... she offered herself to me on a platter. like a pig."
" shagayagayagayaga! xD"
3. "..."
"shagayagayagayagayagayagayaga!"
shagarabi: "Shut the hell up!"
2. "dude... she offered herself to me on a platter. like a pig."
" shagayagayagayaga! xD"
3. "..."
"shagayagayagayagayagayagayaga!"
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