Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

by pipparts August 23, 2022

Señor Stogus

A slang term for a cigarette. derived from stoge but with a latin flare and more respect

Hey mayne, you got a Sr. Stogus I could bum?
It could also be posed as a question: ¿Señor Stogus?

by Jarassimo Mavros October 21, 2010

The señor pepino

When you get a cucumber and dip it in hot sauce, and then proceed to stick the cucumber into a woman’s ass hole.

“When you did the señor pepino last night, it got very spicy”.

by Señor pito May 20, 2022

Señor Parpage

An excellent superhero whose arch enemy is Batgirl. Señor Parpage has many powers but Batgirl sends her crows to do her dirty work.

Señor Parpage totally owns Batgirl!

by ... March 13, 2005

Señor shocker

Señor shocker is a cross between a dirty Sanchez and a shocker Slipping your thumb in the butt and giving them a mustache

Did you hear Stacy was getting finger banged and the guy gave her a señor shocker?

by Big Irv November 15, 2011

Señor Frogs

The act of rubbing one's ball sack across another's back.

Josh hopped on Alec while he was laying down, and gave him the ol' Señor Frogs.

by 69nice August 19, 2017

Señor Seneli

Our Lord

A: How's Señor Seneli?
B: Guacamole penis

by The First Disciple of Seneli February 13, 2020