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skull fuck 

Used to emphasize the extent to which one individual owns another, typically in a fight. Often times, the skull fuckee will have had their head cracked open while the skull fucker will proceed to make use of the newly created orifice.
Wow, that guy got his shit rocked on magazine street last night, buddy absolutely skull fucked him.
skull fuck by the3rd January 23, 2011

Skull Fuck 

1) Something, usually a task, that is extremely difficult to perform and thus causes considerable stress as one feels completely unable to do it.

2) When a man lays on top of a woman and thrusts his penis into her mouth, often a violent action.

3) When one receives shot in the head, typically with a gun.
1) "For fuck's sake! That maths exam was a totaly skull fuck."

2) "Coming to mine for a skull fuck?"

3) "Heard about Johnny "The Hat" Bastardtooth?"

"Yeah, Billy the Arse pirate gave him a skull fuck."
Skull Fuck by John Delonge April 25, 2006

skull fuck 

the act of cutting or shooting a hole in someone's head and sticking your penis in it
"That girl was so hot I'd skull fuck her!"
skull fuck by Birrox February 11, 2015

Skull-Fuck 

A dumb-ass, usually male and happens to suffer from S.D.S (Small Dick Syndrome) in which they must overcompensate with bad jokes that wreak of the desperate attempts of a guy with a major inferiority complex... WHEW!
Also: Dumb-ass, Fucktard, Nimrod and Wankmeisters.
Inappropriately named children's show character:
If I always make bad mom jokes beat on the sickly kid and am basically an insecure douche what does that mean kids?
Kids:
A Skull-Fuck!

OR

SF (skull fuck): You are gay
ASF (ANTI skull fuck): To put it bluntly you godamn inbred half-witted, club footed, blink 182 loving, music ruining, fucktard!... Fuck off...
Skull-Fuck by DBbonesMEMBRANE April 10, 2010

skull fuck in the ass

V. The art of skull fucking in the asshole originated in the lower region of China when this little boy named kong ate a meat popatart and had a vision..
No one really knows what this is or how it's done, still a mystery left unsolved.
Kongfu: I skull fuck in the ass other day, then I skull fuck mom in ass newb.

Skull fuck 

1 damaging the eye socket, often time with a penis. And turning the brain into mush.
2 to break a skull open, or to cause serious damage to the head.
Kick my chain again and I'll skull fuck the shit out of you!
Skull fuck by Sick head April 3, 2016

Skull fuck 

What you do to someone when you have an unhealthy amount of sexual intentions towards someone.
Person 1: yo i wanna fuck your sister so badly
Person 2: ok sure go right ahead
Sister: oh hell no go away im not getting skull fucked today