university of scranton

A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.

"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"

by Smithereens May 2, 2005

scranning batty

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

scranable

something is tasty or tasted good

“how was your food?” “very scranable”

by mardymadison January 13, 2022

Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009

Scran

scran, the typically Scottish way to say snacks or food on a night of drinkning

mate, i could heavy go some scran

by S4RC4SM_1NC4RN4T3 May 29, 2018

scran ass

to eat ass:

When you eat ass

Josh Zerkka to Behzinga: 'i'm like on the 24th day of November of this year I shall scran ass once again!'

by CarlWh3zrr April 16, 2022

scrandad

The term "scrandad" refers to an experienced eater who likes to munch on other people's food, as well as not wanting to do anything else except get some scran(food).

Red: Steven stop eating my fucking chips!!
Steven: I can't help it I'm a scrandad.

Red: There's some stollen if you want it Christy and Laura.
Laura & Christy: What's stollen?
Red: Oh it's just like a marzipan cake.
Steven: (appears out of nowhere) I like marzipan!!
All Together: Steven!!...You scrandad
(All laugh)

Elsewhere...

Alex: Can i park my bike in your shed.
Leon: You did it just a minute ago.
Alex: What can I say I'm a scrandad

by Skibidy Beebop-Pop February 19, 2008