Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
Get the Scrambled Dick mug.Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.
Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.
Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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Jewel is a scraggle-tooth.
by Jake the King July 30, 2003
Get the Scraggle-Tooth mug.After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.
by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009
Get the scrambled mug.A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!
by oli1703 December 27, 2008
Get the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation mug.Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.
by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008
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Normally lacking neatness, looking unkempt. Sometimes they attach themselves to a group, possibly while travelling.
Normally lacking neatness, looking unkempt. Sometimes they attach themselves to a group, possibly while travelling.
by apax January 12, 2006
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