A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012
Get the Platonic Spooning mug.Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.
Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.
Also called SS syndrome.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.
Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.
Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."
OR
"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
OR
"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
by AB Banana August 16, 2008
Get the Scooping Spoon Syndrome mug.The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
Get the Kangaroo Spooning mug.That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
by Godzx September 6, 2013
Get the Scooting mug.What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!
He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
Get the SCOOTING mug.Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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