Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Scoobed

extremely high or done for.

Damn i am scoobed for the night guys.

by natalie November 17, 2004

Scooberski

A chinless Jew.

Scooberski is a chinless jew, who sniffs dick.

by kenmister1 February 6, 2022

Scoobert Doobert

Something Drake would say on Twitter to adoring fans

Drake could be like Scoobert Doobert and Twitter would act like they're in church.

by Bobson Dugnut April 25, 2023

scoobed

a hook-up where you felt you lived up to your sexual prowess.

Hot older woman: Girl, you know Mike? I totally scoobed him. I scoobed the shit out of him.

or, alternatively

Becky: How'd it go with the cougar?
Mike: Totally double scoobed the coug.

by peteygypsy August 1, 2011

Scoober

A word ranging from very specific to especially general meaning. Both noun and verb.
Used to irritate or annoy, or to justify or defend the indefensible. Often employed to win an argument simply by confounding the opposition with what many consider a non-word. Great for manipulating the discussion via confusion of terms.
May be used as an alternative to "Kinkle," but the terms are not synonymous.
The first recorded use of the term was in 1983, much to the consternation of a Jr. High English teacher.

1. "What you are saying doesn't make any sense...but if you scoober I'll change my mind."
(This makes one appear reasonable and willing to change, yet frustrates any effort on the part of the other party.)

2. "I may be a jackass...but scoober and get back to me!"

3. "Yeah, well, scoober's a word!"

by Thomas Neumann January 11, 2008

Scoobert

A unit of measure for sherbert at an old English sweet shop.

"a scoobert of orange sherbert and a quarter of midget gems"

by Chubb71 October 31, 2019