spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

skoffer

someone who eats with verosity, a person who is stoned and has the munchies out of control

"I can't hang out with john when he's stoned
he's a skoffer!"

"we were so stoned we were skoffing out!"

by Taistix October 22, 2008

Don Soffer High School

A school where you get your debit card stolen

Did you see a kid got his card stolen at don soffer high school

by ElbichooSIUUUUUUU March 31, 2022

Scoofer

A poor, low-class & trashy person. (Offensive)

My neighbor is such a scoofer; I wish he'd get rid of those junk cars in his front yard.

by Scoofer January 2, 2017

Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.

man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)

by coochanin October 6, 2011