Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

by Ohyeahr May 18, 2018

Taylor Schilling

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg

Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress

by bitch idk August 16, 2018

schwilled

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.

Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.

by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

schmilly

to hit a girl really hard in the fanny.

"i just hit chaz really hard in the fanny"
"what? did you schmilly her?"

by Flo&Chaz October 17, 2007

Shwill

Adj: Completely worthless and lacking any good qualities

Noun: A worthless person or object

Verb: To sit around aimlessly, doing nothing important or of value

Adj: The modem was being shwill and refused to function

Noun: My ex is a shwill and refuses to pay child support

Verb: Phil was shwilling around at home until 4 AM again last night

by Skorch August 17, 2009

schwillage

Material used to get schwilled, or material used to get drunk.

I had to go to some contacts to get some schwillage for the night.

by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

schwirl

to clean stuff

I ain't schwirled the kitchen surfaces yet!

by schwirl November 12, 2003