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Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.
Dude seriously stop schmitting !
by buschram September 1, 2016
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Schnitzengrübs

A compound pseudo-German usage of 'Schitz', which means "to slice/segment" and 'Grüb', which is a truncation of "Grüben" meaning to meet yet really a corruption of 'Grub' meaning "to dig/pit".
It is an alternate form of the usage "Schnitzengruben" from the movie Blazing Saddles, and as such may have elements of humor (including double entendre) involved.

It is simply another way of saying "aw shucks" or "cut the garbage". It is also a hearty alternative to shouting expletives and cussing.
Ah Schnitzengrübs, I just missed my ride and have to wait another 20 minutes.
by Blānk man October 15, 2016
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schvitzicle

a person of Jewish descent who is dripping sweat.
David was busy outside in the heat doing yard work; now he's a schvitzicle!
by daveybh June 3, 2020
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Schultzing

When a twin fucks his brother in the ass
"Oh man, did you hear about the Herbert twins... they got so drunk and started schultzing at the party"
by Steve Bannon's Dog September 9, 2025
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Schizzing

The act of laughing at something on your phone while alone in public, often feeling self-conscious as if people might think you’re schizophrenic.
• “I was schizzing on the bus yesterday at that TikTok, and everyone kept staring.”
• “Stop schizzing in the coffee shop before someone thinks you’re crazy!”

Origin: Coined by Lindsey to describe the awkward but hilarious feeling of laughing at your phone in public.
by Amisch October 20, 2025
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