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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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Stefani Schultz

thee hottest girl that god put on this planet
Guy 1:Did you see that girl over there she was almost as hot as Stefani Schultz?!

Guy 2: Impossible.
by ahhh!!!! March 9, 2009
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Dirty Schultz

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007
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Schultz

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.
by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010
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schultzie

a method of fingering a girl by playing the nervous game; the giver puts their hand on the females lower thigh and continues to move their hand upwards towards the vagina on the outside of their pants, they continue and go back down the other leg, once they reach the opposite knee, they move back to the vagina and put their hand in the females pants progressing to getting their hand in her vagina
"He was a horny bastard so he pulled a "schultzie" to get in her pants."
by J UNIT July 16, 2008
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schultz

to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.
what is it called the schultz?

That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.
by yankeefanatic89 July 18, 2011
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schultze

an over-bearing, militaristic person who is unaware of their own incompetence. Would make a great nazi, often slightly insane.
Dude, your mom is a schultze.
by lenquo June 22, 2010
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