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Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.
'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'
by CJV August 27, 2012
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Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.
Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...
by Braavosi May 16, 2003
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schroedered

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.
by John Lee Pettimore May 17, 2017
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schreyer swag

the swag of any person who is a scholar by day...and a freak by night ;)
we're ready to get our schreyer swag on this weekend....getting slizzarddddd!
by SchreyerSkankk October 28, 2010
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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nutsack schrader

The depressing moment when waltuh watched Nutsack Schrader say "My name is nutsack schrader and you can go fuck yourselves" Then he said "Its Schrading time"
by Jacquivous Johnson jr August 17, 2023
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Hankin your Schrader

When you hank your schrader, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad appears and eats EDP445.
From a Hank Schrader Cameo | "MrBeast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy,you know what I'm saying? Now, I know you’ve been Hankin your Schrader to cupcakes, till your left leg goes numb."
by jackforlife101 April 19, 2023
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