Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Any website that lacks effective moderation and allows some level of anonymity will, to varying degrees, approxomate 4chan, and be overrun with Schrödinger's Douchebags. Now this type of person defends, for instance, rape-jokes by saying "all humor is inherently punching down because there must be a butt to every joke." He hasn't thought about it. he assumes it's true because he figures "(he's) a smart guy, and whatever (he) assumes is probably right", but he's unfazed if you prove otherwise. There's no shortage of dodgy reasons he might be right and you wrong. He'll just pick another one. What matters is the game continues.

-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

Schrodingers Fuck-box

When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"

by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014

Schrodinger's Biden

The version of Joe Biden that exists in the minds of conservatives where he is simultaneously clueless and ineffective, evil and manipulative.

Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.

by JMMJMMJMM September 10, 2022

Schrödinger's Boner

A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.

Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.

or

I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.

by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011

Schrödinger’s woman

the woman exists simultaneously as both “sexy as hell” and and “a fat f*^%#}% b@&$# until a mans online mediocre come-on is either. Accepted or rejected.

This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*

by NovaChiu July 5, 2019

Schrodinger’s retard

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

Schrodinger's disease

The condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. Therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy.

"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."

by Amy_S October 14, 2016