schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

Schpingle

1.) When emotional feeling surpasses the means of communication, and all that can be uttered is "Schpingle"

2.) A word used to signify great emotional feelings

3.) Any action verb can be substituted by "Schpingle"

"After ripping the bong, all I could do was lie back and schpingle out."

"Yeah man, it was awesome. I pulled out and schpingled all over her stomach."

"We should go beat the schpingle out of him. That'll teach him.

by schpingle-heimer June 10, 2011

Schling

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

by Igwiloh July 15, 2016

schplinkadoo

Someone whom you miss terribly, as they are simply not around as often as needed.

ie- "I miss you terribly, schplinkadoo."

by tantenoonie November 19, 2009

shpling

a deer humping carpet licking ass biter

your mom is a shpling lover

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

Schplang

Another word for the combination of words "Yo-yo sausage". Can also be used when explaining the sound effect of getting a boner.

Dude, she whipped them titties out and I was just like Schplang!

by WitlessJavier123 May 15, 2009

schpline

A fart of a terrible potency, created either out of the Japseye of anal cavity. This Schpline will follow you around until you hit into someone and pass it on.

Oi Tom, you just Schplined, you dirty whore.

by lighty222 February 6, 2018