n: a student currently enrolled in classes at a middle school. AKA little shithead or little motherfucker.
There is a stratification in type of the middle schooler, which might not classify them as a 'little shithead' or 'little motherfucker'. These adolescents should be avoided or pitied, since they are experiencing the worst and most awkward period of their lives. middle school .
From their douchebaggy, bluetooth-wearing SUV-driving parents, they feel that the world is their oyster, and the general public will put up with their bullshit in the local mall. They exploit this fact, because murder is illegal in the United States.
Because they were "hot shit" in elementary school they disrespect all elders and authority figures at all times of their parasitic lives: Parents, school bus driver, teachers, and general public after their Moms drop them off at the mall.
Side fact: They don't need a 100$ phone to text their "BFF"s. But they must have it or their parents are denying them a basic human right.
The typical middle schooler has emo hair that is constantly in their eyes and contributes to their overall douchebaggery. Found in myspace pictures, usually taken by themselves, they include the obligatory pooched lip/peace sign posturing.
They continue to exist because murder is still illegal. At some point, a license to kill will be granted to hunt the middle schooler if proper permits are acquired.
There is a stratification in type of the middle schooler, which might not classify them as a 'little shithead' or 'little motherfucker'. These adolescents should be avoided or pitied, since they are experiencing the worst and most awkward period of their lives. middle school .
From their douchebaggy, bluetooth-wearing SUV-driving parents, they feel that the world is their oyster, and the general public will put up with their bullshit in the local mall. They exploit this fact, because murder is illegal in the United States.
Because they were "hot shit" in elementary school they disrespect all elders and authority figures at all times of their parasitic lives: Parents, school bus driver, teachers, and general public after their Moms drop them off at the mall.
Side fact: They don't need a 100$ phone to text their "BFF"s. But they must have it or their parents are denying them a basic human right.
The typical middle schooler has emo hair that is constantly in their eyes and contributes to their overall douchebaggery. Found in myspace pictures, usually taken by themselves, they include the obligatory pooched lip/peace sign posturing.
They continue to exist because murder is still illegal. At some point, a license to kill will be granted to hunt the middle schooler if proper permits are acquired.
*you are walking in the mall and a laser pointer is suddenly shined on you. You freak out a little because you can't "bat away" a laser, and because of 9/11 or whatever. You confront the culprits with their douche hair and north face jackets.*
You: "Uh, can you not do that?"
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice: "UHH DUHHH CAN YOU NOT DO THAT! HAHAHA!"
You: "Do I need to find security?"
Middle Schooler: "DO THAT, OLD MAN! MY DAD OWNS THIS MALL!"
You: " I'm only 27, and you're lucky that I can't kill you little motherfuckers. Otherwise I would scalp the emo hair off your heads and feed it to you, then straight-up murder your asses."
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice:" DUH HuH WHA I'M STUPID AND OLD HAHA!"
You: "Uh, can you not do that?"
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice: "UHH DUHHH CAN YOU NOT DO THAT! HAHAHA!"
You: "Do I need to find security?"
Middle Schooler: "DO THAT, OLD MAN! MY DAD OWNS THIS MALL!"
You: " I'm only 27, and you're lucky that I can't kill you little motherfuckers. Otherwise I would scalp the emo hair off your heads and feed it to you, then straight-up murder your asses."
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice:" DUH HuH WHA I'M STUPID AND OLD HAHA!"
by englishmajorburgerflipper November 9, 2009
Get the Middle Schooler mug.One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
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Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
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The kind of person who walks around CONSTANTLY dabbing, saying "damn daniel", wearing Adidas brand everything, and can never go anywhere without their fidget spinner.
"did you see that guy over there screaming 'what are those' at a poor old woman?"
"he's probably public schooler..."
"he's probably public schooler..."
by Hayden Cay January 21, 2018
Get the public schooler mug.1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.
2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.
Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
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Get the Home Schooler mug.Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.
Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*
By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
where he was poorly received.
Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*
By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
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