Schnipester

One who creeps on people to nab them.

Beware of the schnipester when you go out in the dark. He may nab you.

by smati-mama November 6, 2010

Schnippet

A piece of something usually used in the past tense. Usually used when defining something taken by using scissors or a sharp object. The word is an edited version of snippet but made stronger and more German.

a) I took a schnippet of the paper
b) I cut a schnippet of cake

by DatGermanGu-i March 6, 2019

schnide

A working class phrase typically used in the North West of England, meaning "off brand" or "fake" in regards to a product or a brand.

When we were in Turkey, my Dad saw a man selling a schnide pair of Fila trainers. They looked legit and were 1/3 of the original price, so of course he bought em.

by TheEndGame December 17, 2022

schnikeys

a word to describe something bad that just happened.
kind of a mix between Scheiße (german word for shit) shoot, and shucks.

oh my gahh your hair just fell out.
"OHHH SCHNIKEYS!"

or you could use the shorter version and just say "oh schnikes."

by Rachel Swendsrud January 15, 2008

schnieb dust

the act of luring a man in close with the promise of anal penetration, only to fart on the tip of his penis.

Tally: You want to do me in the ass?
Dex: Hell yeah I do

**Dex moves in for the poke and....PFFFFFFFFFFFT**

Dex: Oh my God, you just schnieb dusted me

by its dot April 11, 2010

Schnippers

To take a large shit or dump

I ate a bad burrito lat night so I have been taking Schnippers all day

by Studly mcmuffin December 5, 2012

Schnieb

To schnieb ones self is to engage in a vigorous activity involving self penetration with ones fist at the same time as receiving an email

'john took a schnieb in the evening whilst on msn'

by Adam1989 June 25, 2008