Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

by Olograme June 4, 2021

schmoogle

A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.

Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.

by buster bobtownn August 12, 2015

Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

Schmoogie

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.

Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...

by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008

schmoops

an individual or a group of individuals that has been inducted into the likeness of a schmoopie. it is considered an honor in many cultures. schmoops must be invited into the schmoop class by the 4 schmoopiest ladies. it is possible to be part of the schmoops for an hour (honorary schmoops of the hour), a day (honorary schmoops), or a lifetime ( your name + schmoops).
schmoops is always used with your name in front of it. nicknames + schmoops are also possible. (ex. baby schmoops, meat schmoops, tour manager schmoops, papaw schmoops, wild schmoops, attention schmoops)

emmy schmoops, katie schmoops, bethie schmoops, and sara schmoops are getting together tonight to schmoop it up.

by shmoopie schmoops August 1, 2006