schmekel

yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person

oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?

by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009

schmokenhagen

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

by 0leep November 10, 2020

Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019

schmokay

Word used to agree with a topic or statement

Person 1: I'm going to the beach tomorrow wanta come?
Person 2: Schmokay

by Hashack March 29, 2008

Schooker

Squishy Hooker I.e. Window licker

Jess Gondolfo is a dirty schooker

by Squishmeister Subie lovin fool June 15, 2010

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003