schlurple

The act of drinking, not quite noisily enough to be called slurping, yet still louder than a sip.

It’s a common pet peeve in England to schlurple your tea in front of guests!

by chezswirl December 1, 2019

schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021

Schlurkin

Alternate word for a mens lavatory

Boys, I’ve just gotta go to the schlurkin

by Schlurkin April 15, 2022

splurried

The past tense of "cumming". Someone had just "splurried" (cummed) (came) everywhere

Teenage Boy- "mum, that girl was so hot. i just splurried all over myself"
Mum- "ask her out son"

by CurryMontser6969 November 22, 2022

schlure

Perpetual gruel;

A massive amount of gruel that is kept heated/simmering above the “danger zone” temperature

I’m famished mate, let’s grab some schlure

by Erick Sanwiché July 26, 2023