Schlurfarf

Noun) 1. In between a sneeze and a fart

Verb) 2. To shit your pants really really very bad
Adj) 3. Really cool

1. OMG, I’m literally having a schlurfarf rn!!
2. OMG, she schlurfarfed so bad in her pants!!
3. OMG, that skirt is so schlurfarf!!

by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023

schlube

to nonchalantly slip into a group of people

Dude! I think those chicks over there are talking about me, schlube over there and see what the scoop is.

by *B~E~N* October 18, 2008

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a (formal)noun

Hey Schlube, what's good!!

by FrankieDaBeast April 20, 2018

schlueting around

Anything pertaining to failing at failing. In other words, trying to do something that one admits to being a stupid idea and failing at said idea. An action of schlueting is performed by a schlueter

schlueter: well, I think I can bike across the country during summer vacation.
non-schlueter: yeah, but once you get to California after three months, how are you getting back to New York
schlueter: well, I forgot about that!
non-schlueter: schlueter, quit schlueting around!

by redheadednurse January 28, 2010

Schlueter

A midget from the Northern timber that migrated into Wisconsin. When they see a deer they claim it as their own by making a high pitched buzzing sound; this warns other Sclueters to stay away

That Schlueter sure looks weird.

by meeeeeeeeeeaaa August 28, 2011

schlurb

The act of spitting cum all over the male receiving head after he blows his load in the females mouth. The opposite of cum guzzling.

Janna schlurbed all over Jayson's face after sucking him off last night.

by Schlurber February 25, 2009

schlurf

an odd sucking motion accompanied by quick "schlurf" like sound which is quite comical

person1-dude did you just schlurf your ice cream?
person2- hell yeahhh

by morgenna April 19, 2010