Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022

Schlump

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024