German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.
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The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
Get the Schlonger mug.Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
Get the schlipper mug.Sean and Colin found Matthew completely schlobberdonkeyed after they had visited CoCo Bongo's and a long night of heavy drinking.
by Sean Young, Colin Stingley April 11, 2007
Get the schlobberdonkey mug.a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.
when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.
Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!
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