Bot Schlock

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.

I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.

by Eat The Big One First January 9, 2024

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

schlock

The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black

Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me

by aittern November 28, 2018

schlock in

To focus in, locking in, zone in and get shit done.

Damn. Hann's been procrastinating. It's time to schlock in.

by CatEatingCheetos December 6, 2023

schlock bebe

That thing looks nice, it’s hangin low. Example nice schlock bebe bro !!!

She was sucking the schlock Bebe for days.

by Matty d otg July 7, 2022