schitty

When someone says "city" with a "sh" at the beginning. Sounds like you're saying "shitty."

Person 1: You goin' to the schitty tonight?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Person 1: I'm askin' if you're goin' to the schitty tonight.
Person 2: I ain't goin' to NO shitty tonight!

by Polaroid7 October 5, 2015

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008

schnitzy

a cool word i made up so get over it

ooh! that is schnitzy!

by schnitzy April 20, 2005

schitz

a messed up mind
of a person who definately belongs in a nut house

Scott Crow

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

schitz@ffectionate

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.

1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"

by Terrable twisted December 10, 2020

schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

by Próff April 27, 2017

Schnitzy

Colloquial shortening for Schnitzel.

Off to the pub for a schnitzy!

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010