Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.

Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"

Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"

by The TNT driver August 29, 2013

Schlitz Bull Ice

Schlitz Bull ICE is a highly drinkable, inexpensive (around 2 bucks a 40, or 32 oz if you live in Fl.) High Gravity malt liquor. With a slick taste of hops and a higher- than- average alcohol content, it is usually found at stores which sell multiple malt liquors...and Winn Dixie. At 8.2% ABV it packs a decent punch and is a better choice than the popular Steel Reserve, just because of the more desireable flavor. The taste is hoppy and full of malt, with a decent hint of alcohol on the exhale. Smooth finishing, but not so great as a warm beverage. This is a heavy malt liquor with an enjoyable flavor. It is available in 16oz cans, 16oz. 4-packs, quarts, and 40's.

Schlitz Bull Ice

by ONEBadREDNECK July 7, 2009

Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.

by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010

Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic

You are such a Schnitzelphobic

by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009

schnitzsnoggin

v. fellatio, especially when administered by a man. A portmanteau of the German "scnhitz," meaning "ween," and the British "snog"; lit. "kissing weens."

...and then I tricked him into snoggin' my schnitz.

Miguel would have schnitzsnogged him in a second.

Miguel invited me over for some tacos and then gave me the schnitzsnoggin of my life

by BigFeg October 21, 2010

Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

by Bethanias May 16, 2013

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003