shanks

1. a knife..usually a flick knife

2. to steal something

3. to stab someone

1. ill draw for the shanks if you don't watch your mouth

2. did you see me shanks his fone??

by seny May 24, 2005

Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

by JenGoneau January 3, 2009

schank

verb - to hit in the balls.

or - to get pwned.

schank got schanked!

by hmm!? October 9, 2006

the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?

Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.

by Annette Llloyd August 13, 2007

Shanksgiving

A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.

No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.

by explodoboy November 24, 2017

Go on Shanks' Pony

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

by epynephrin January 6, 2005

Shanksgiving

When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.

Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.

Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016