Scientistic

Another word for scientist.

Wow, I've never seen Mikey this scientistically inclined when he's high!

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

garage scientist

This is someone that can be described by one of the following terms: amateur scientist, basement scientist, backyard scientist, citizen scientist, do-it-yourself scientist (DIY scientist), hobby scientist, non-degreed scientist, self-educated scientist, self-taught scientist, kid scientist, or student scientist. This is someone who performs scientific experiments in their garage, basement or backyard, done as a student or as a hobby. This is in contrast to a professional scientist or expert with an actual degree in the scientific field in question, particularly those who engage in scientific research as part of their job and particularly those who experiment in a laboratory or other controlled environment.

“I worry about the garage scientist, about the do-your-own scientist, about the person who just wants to try and see if they can do it.”

by Xpacetrue July 29, 2020

Facebook Scientist

A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.

Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.

by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021

SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.

NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?

by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022

Computer Scientist

A philosopher who is able to make money.

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.

by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022

Scientist Pubes

The short, golden pubic fuzz which appears at the first signs of pubity and looks like stereotypical scientist hair(but golden)

"Dude! have you hit puperty yet?"

"Yer man, i have about 12 scientist pubes!"

"Rock On!"

"Thanx, it means a lot."

"That's okay bro, i love you."

"I love you too x."

by Tooooooobz October 22, 2008