fat scans

Covering a large area whilst collecting data at a fast pace.

Look at DRN daddy laying down some fat scans.

by DRN_Daddy December 6, 2019

Swanus

Having, or relating to a sweaty anus.

Man it's so hot today I got a mad case of swanus.

by Sean November 15, 2004

scranus

The area of the body between the rectum and the nads.

My friend got booted in the scranus while he was playing football.

by P.Nus August 7, 2004

shanus

Function: Noun
Etymology: Portmanteau of shame and anus.

1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.

It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.

The shanus Suicide Girls models must feel right now must be palpable; how awful to be buttholed by both their own website and the FBI.

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

shanus

It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.

Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"

by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006

Stanus

Short for 'stained anus' - The undesirable dark appearance of a stripper, porn star or body builder's sphincter, which usually results in the sufferer seeking anal bleaching treatment.

Pornstar 1: You getting much work?

Pornstar 2: Naw, I missed out on that part in Anal Rump Humpers 32 -- the director said I need to get my stanus problem cleared up.

by cogboy May 22, 2008

Seanus

Nickname for actor Sean Biggerstaff.

Seanus is quite cute.

by Mer October 17, 2003