Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.

Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"

by Swabladore April 19, 2016

Scandies

Nudes

Dude, I got some sexy ass scandies from Lisa yesterday. She's so down.

by nasty_nancy September 12, 2016

Scantied

To fuck something up over and over

He scantied the job again

by Suave master August 14, 2017

Scadgieman

Slang, chiefly Scottish.
Somebody who often likes to go off on a scadge; a short-tempered person.

"I would keep clear of Jambo the moment, he's off on a scadge again." "Again, aye? Proper scadgieman, that."

by BiggJobag January 24, 2018

Scangerly

Weathered and run down - someone who doesn't clean them selves and doesn't care for ones appearance

"Did you see Bryony last night?" Yeah she looked like a scangerly old hag!"

by Justin Dreams May 8, 2018

Spangie

That one really annoying couple in high school that everyone pretends to like. Very very white. A retarded white boy and a popular whiter girl.

(Spencer and Angie) Hey Tara, did you hear that Spangie got Prom king and queen?

by EmoPieceOfShit June 1, 2018

Scangles Theory

The formula to prove that a circle, square and two right triangles are the same thing.
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a

The Scangles Theory is to prove that one circle, one square and two right triangles are the exact same thing. Geometry really is a mess

by ReigningChaos December 18, 2019