Samwich

Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.

Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.

by dionarapthevicious May 24, 2009

Slamwich

A slamwhich is just like any other ordinary sandwich, except that it is made by your bitch immediately after sexual intercourse, and usually served in bed.

Her(panting): "That was amazing"
Him(stoic): "Sure... now go make me a slamwich"
Her: "ok"

by chayguy420 November 3, 2010

scanwich

Local usage: a snack paid for with a debit card, esp. on a college food plan.

"Let's go to the QuickStop and get a scanwich; I don't want to eat dorm food."

by Necia Parker-Gibson April 22, 2005

spamwich

A spam sandwich - used to describe a mad person.

Person 1: "You mad spamwich"

by jim bob February 22, 2005

Samwitch

A Samwitch is a hug given to one individual by two Sam's at the same time. The Sam's are normally on the outside of the hug and the person receiving the hug is in the middle. Therefore making a "Sam"witch.

I just got a Samwitch!!!

by Hello Kitty Kitty October 7, 2010

slamwich

1. Colloquialism for a slamming sandwich.

2. Human position during threesome.

"Have you tried the eggplant parmesan hero? That shit is a slamwich."

by lordfnord January 22, 2008

sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.

Sammitch Plate > all

OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111

by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004