Scudder

A flapping anus fart where some shit scud is released and gives your underwears a scud streek which resembles the look of a skid mark of a bicycle.

I couldn't hold it in so i scuddered in my pants.

by steph and holly December 3, 2003

Sadderday

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.

Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.

by QuacksO December 29, 2013

muddy scudders

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.

She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.

by T.$. November 30, 2016

Shadder

While telling a story you make it sound like you were telling the person off while in reality these were just the thoughts in your head during the conversation.

Person 1: " Ugh, he was such an asshole. I was like get away from me you pencil dicked douche-bag!"
Person 2: " Did you really say that?"
Person 1: "No, i totally shaddered that."

by LWShadds October 22, 2013

Scudder

A person with poor hygiene, one that does not bathe regularly. Crusty, dirty, gross. Matted hair. Bad breath, gross teeth.

Feeling dirty and looking like garbage.

"I feel like such a scudder since I've been sick and haven't bothered to shower in three days."

"Look at that crusty dirt crawling up his neck, what a scudder."

by apenak March 26, 2011

Scudder

A scudder is a creepy or irritating person that causes an intense feeling of unease or distress in those around them. Scudders can be male, female or somewhere in between, but one thing all scudders have in common is the hungry - almost feral - look in their eyes as they invade your personal space, making you feel like the walls are slowly closing in, and will crush you if you don’t accept their love. Oblivious to the effect they have on their prey, scudders can be rather difficult to disengage. Many scudders require either brute force or brutal honesty before they’ll fade… but they never disappear completely.

The boy that stalked me from class to class last year is such a scudder.

My scudder neighbor was peeping in my windows last night.

Is it too scuddery to say I love you? 'Cause I freaking love you.

by wreckless August 14, 2014

scudder

everyone knows a girl like this . Term used for a ridiculously thick and annoying female . Cannot handle her drink - will claim it was spiked , cannot spell to save her life , will generally cling on to her boyfriends mates even after theyve split up , is pathetically glued to facebook and will appear in the friends lists of any guy you attempt to date , will embarrass you at any fancy dress party with a lame costume for example a bumblebee or also will embarrass you on any average night out with a white shirt and brown beads , dosent take hints AT ALL , never ventures out of local areas for drinking , regulary steals pencils and is in general a complete LOSER

lauren scudder , I FUCKING HATE THAT SCUDDER , erghhh scudder

by craig hazel October 9, 2008