Scaryola

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.

Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."

by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020

Feral Stacy

This beautiful creature has a long blonde flowing mane and blue eyes. At night, her eyes and teeth glow in the dark. She is barefoot and wears a grass skirt. She can be found looking for her next victim on lands where grown men hunt deer and hogs in hopes of putting meat in their freezers. Many say this creature is cat like and may possess whiskers like it’s cat cousins but no one knows for sure since a Feral Stacy has never been caught. There have been many men who thought they caught a Feral Stacy only to be disappointed. This creature mostly roams the land at dusk. The Feral Stacy possibly may be tamed. It is suggested to exercise extreme caution as the Feral Stacy is out to consume a man’s heart. It is best to capture her before she captures you. You will not regret capturing a Feral Stacy if you are able to. Once she is fed, bathed, and domesticated she will be the most loyal creature you have ever had in your possession. (We are speculating.) This creature enjoys snuggling and taking naps just like her cat cousin. She spends a lot of time in her bed in the wild which is made up of Turkey feathers, grass, and fur from animals that have shed in summer. She doesn’t like to have her belly tickled so if you catch a Feral Stacy, this is extremely useful information. It’s only wild enemy is the coyote. The coyote tries to sneak up on the Feral Stacy any chance it can. If you see a coyote, you are probably danger close to a lurking Feral Stacy.

Billy Bob: “Hey Bo! Did you have any photos of that Feral Stacy on your trail camera?”
Bo: “Naw, all I had was a coyote and some deer.”
Billy Bob: “Well, I’m thinkin about going and sitting near your stand because if there’s a coyote nearby it must be hot on the trail of a Feral Stacy”.

by Deerhntr November 3, 2019

Scary Gary

Nickname for Pittsburgh Penguins forward GARY ROBERTS, who is just plain bad ass 24/7, even at 42 years of age.

Scary Gary will end the Ottawa Senators playoff run... again.

Scary Gary beat the shit out of Ben Eager, who is young enough to be his son... BAD ASS!

by McLovin' April 12, 2008

Stacy's Mom

Stacy can i come over? after school. we can hang out at the pooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM

by Stacy's moms ex May 1, 2019

scary tree

The new book by Stephen King

"Hey look at me, my next book is going to be about a scary tree" - quoted directly from King himself

by Mitchi August 15, 2004

scary shower

When your uncomfortably high and you try to take a shower to come down and you feel sick, and it’s scary just seeing regular things, anxiety levels are real high

Dude 1- “Bro I was so high last night I had to take a scary shower”
Dude 2- “Shiet brother that’s the worst, I hate scary showers”

by Hashsmokinstoner April 23, 2018

Scary Otto

Scary Otto is our Lord

Human 1: Who is scary otto?
Me: HE IS OUR LORD

by Carrot_daddy April 7, 2020