After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.
>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?
<No, I'm a stashed ensign.
>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?
<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns
<No, I'm a stashed ensign.
>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?
<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns
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n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
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Get the Face like a bucket of smashed crabs mug.a) a gathering of people sharing the same vocational field.
b) a supreme legal, judicial and executive council of elders in extant tribal societies.
b) a supreme legal, judicial and executive council of elders in extant tribal societies.
boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-Yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa. Would you know if they have a Sanhedrin?
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Bakersville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Bakersville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
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Get the Sanhedrin mug.1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
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