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Jacob Sartorius

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The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.
Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.
by Gross stay away May 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

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GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times
Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.
by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017
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Jacob Sartorius

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Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔
"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."
by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016
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rolf sartorius

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one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016
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Trey Sartorius was born May 30 2003 (age 15). Trey Sartorius is 15 years old.
How Old Is Trey Sartorius?. The Nickelodeon star Trey Sartorius is 15 years old
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The Jacob satorius

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After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
by Pigdick December 2, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

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One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?
1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits
by Jacob Saggytits May 25, 2016
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