santorum

1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

2) Anything resembling this.

1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.

by Hankley October 20, 2004

Santorum

As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)

Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....

by Tommy Humphreys May 31, 2005

Santorum

The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.

The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."

by Sir Bullwhip November 14, 2006

santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.

Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.

by grittyreboot August 22, 2011

sanitarium

Another name for an insane asylum

Joey went mad and got sent off to the sanitarium last week.

by Bonez November 17, 2003

santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

"That move was about as slick as santorum!"

by Bohica Zamboni November 27, 2003

santorumish

(adj.) The tendency to whine about the reasonable consequences of one's own actions, coupled with expectations of undeserved privilege.

Johnny Richboy's santorumish response to the judge at his DUI hearing got him thirty extra days.

by anonymouseketeer September 22, 2011