cuck meat sandwich 

From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.

Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich

cuck meat sandwich by cuckmeatsandwich February 21, 2019

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

loose meat sandwich by Bill Transue May 16, 2006

Vagina Melt Sandwich

The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.

Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.

Vagina Melt Sandwich by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

meatball sandwich 

you take horse shit cover it in blood and smoosh it in between two pieces of Wonder bread and Ta-daa a meatball sandwich

That meatball sandwich sure was good mummm mummmm mummm

meatball sandwich by Max Owen June 2, 2008

Meatball Sandwich 

When a man stretches his ballsack under his legs and into his butt crack. Thus resembling two buns and two meatballs in sandwich form.

I was on ChatRoulette and some dude gave me the finger. So I just turned around, bent over and gave him a meatball sandwich.

Meatball Sandwich by koolkid47 June 27, 2011

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by Scott vanD March 4, 2009