chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

by omgboomer July 1, 2009

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.

Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009

feet on sand

The opposite of getting high on drugs, or "lifted". Being sober.

Hey man did you hear that after an intervention Bob is feet on sand now?

by jamal619 February 20, 2010

Operation Sand Niggas

Navy Seal Sniper mission in which a four man team was sent out to Snipe a Taliban Chief, known as Ben Sharmak because of security reasons. while waiting for him, afghan goat fuckers stumbled upon them and the jew killers went to sharmaks village and told them and over 200 goat fucking terrorists assaulted them and the seals killed over 150 befire being overan and only 1 survived. he is Marcus Lutrell. The Lone Survivor

USMC JOE: You heard of Operation Sand Niggas!? (while getting on Navy Helicopter)
Navy Joe: Yeah fuck them Sand Niggas
USMC JOE: Hoorah
Navy Joe: God bless the USA(Hands USMC JOE the rope)
USMC JOE: see ya ( while repellign out tf the helicopter)

by USMC REED June 22, 2009

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009