bastard smile

A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.

"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."

"bastard smile, bastard smile!"

by ProudAnarchistFreedomFighter August 20, 2011

Stoner Smile

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.

Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)

by 420Chick July 15, 2009

Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

by Marlos March 12, 2010

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010

furry little smilers

An affectionate nickname for rabbits because they always look like they’re smiling.

C’mon you furry little smilers, here’s your breakfast salad!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Million-Dollar Smile

A smile with a movie-star level of confidence and impression.

The 1st time I met this person, he had a Million-Dollar Smile that'll impress anyone

by Uhh169 July 23, 2020

frog smile

a sexual maneuver where a naked man leapfrogs over a naked woman causing his penis to drag across her back.

Jim: Yo Dave, did you and Mari do anything last night?
Dave: Yeah man, we frog smiled all night.
Jim: Aw damn! you lucky son of a bitch.

by iggy the alien September 18, 2015